spookyobama: oh, i love larry. the way it just [clenches fist] is real (via eatsass)

spookyobama:

oh, i love larry. the way it just [clenches fist] is real

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lissomely: i’m a grown-ass adult with a university degree and full time job and literally my biggest problem this week is how to schedule my friday so that i’m near a laptop and high speed internet when the steal my girl video drops (via creepylewis)

lissomely:

i’m a grown-ass adult with a university degree and full time job and literally my biggest problem this week is how to schedule my friday so that i’m near a laptop and high speed internet when the steal my girl video drops

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ausonia:

NASA released a satellite image of India from the evening of the festive holiday of Diwali, the celebration of lights

this is my favourite tweet
imreallycoolandfriendly: Don’t insult someone’s smile.what the fuck. It’s somethin that happens naturally when they’re happy just let them fuckin be why would you try to knock someone down like that (via femsquad)

imreallycoolandfriendly:

Don’t insult someone’s smile.what the fuck. It’s somethin that happens naturally when they’re happy just let them fuckin be why would you try to knock someone down like that

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gernado32:

louloveshazzaandhisdimples:

celeryludenberg:

celeryludenberg:

Wow, would you look at that.  It’s a family watching a nice movie.  Nothing weird about that, right?
Wrong.
The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV.  Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken.  The entire family was found dead the next morning.  Don’t believe me?  Look in the upper-left corner of the photo.  Do you see it?  That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.
It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands.  When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.
Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes. 
THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!  Reblog this.  Stay safe.  And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running.   Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.

no don’t you dare bring this back i swear to god

doot doot

Im peeing
replace one word in your url with the word “nipple” harutronmoved: nipplekastle licknipplebooty (via femsquad)

replace one word in your url with the word “nipple”

harutronmoved:

nipplekastle

licknipplebooty

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